{"product_id":"turd-sandwich","title":"Turd Sandwich","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"page\" title=\"Page 60\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv title=\"Page 58\" class=\"page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"page\" title=\"Page 9\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv title=\"Page 95\" class=\"page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"page\" title=\"Page 134\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"page\" title=\"Page 40\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv title=\"Page 30\" class=\"page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"page\" title=\"Page 57\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"page\" title=\"Page 115\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eI know when you're given lemons, you're supposed to make lemonade.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd I know I'm supposed to take my pain and turn it into something useful.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBut today,\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003ewith the ingredients of my life in front of me,\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eall I feel like I can make is a turd sandwich.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThank you for hearing my honest prayer.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003efrom our book \u003ca href=\"inthelow.com\"\u003eIN THE LOW.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on museum-quality thick, durable, matte paper\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e by \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/theprintful.com\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePrintful\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Please plan about 10-14 days from ordering to receive your print. Each print is printed to order and then hand packaged. This process takes around 3 days. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e** All prints sizes are in inches.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"18×24","offer_id":51129232949526,"sku":"9397883","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16×20","offer_id":51129232982294,"sku":"2717215","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12×16","offer_id":51129233015062,"sku":"8650968","price":31.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8×10","offer_id":51129233047830,"sku":"3121829","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5x7","offer_id":51129233080598,"sku":"3371180","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0910\/1280\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-poster-_in_-18x24-front-69c1bfff7db60.jpg?v=1774305414","url":"https:\/\/scottericksonartshop.com\/products\/turd-sandwich","provider":"Scott Erickson Art Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}